Skip to main content

Kero400420's definitions

I don't hold a hose

Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.
'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'
by Kero400420 December 10, 2020
mugGet the I don't hold a hose mug.

Bullscott

Anything that comes out of Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison's mouth.
Such a liar is he, that the new definition for bullshit shall now be known as 'bullscott'.
'I didn't know anything about that liberal staffer being raped inside parliament house right before the previous election, and I certainly didn't cover it up'.

'What a load of bullscott'.
by Kero400420 December 12, 2021
mugGet the Bullscott mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email