Monster Wank

The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible

"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."

"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."
"What were you doing?"
"Having a monster wank"

by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008

Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

need for speed most wanted

A awesome racing and cop chasing game. The aim of the game is to get your ride back from a pink slip race that was fixed from a street racer named razor. He used your ride to get to number 1 on the blacklist. The blacklist consists of the top 15 racers wanted by the police. You must work your way up from number 15 to 1 only then can you challenge him for a chance at getting your ride back. A big part of the blacklist is bounty. You can get bounty by getting into police pursuits and cause enough chaos to increasce your bounty. The cops have many different tactics to catch you like roadblocks, and spike strips. Their are also different levels of police. They are 1-5. 1 is regular civic cruisers. 2 are the same but completley black and undercover. 3 are state police driving a Pontiac GTO. 4 are same but black and use spike strips. 5 are Chevrolet Corvette's federal police. This is the max but their are also 6 and 7. 6 is after you beat razor and are black Corvette's and numerous SUV's. 7 are all police SUV's and are only availiable on black edition challenge series number 69. Sergeant Cross is the most skilled driver of the cops and will direct the strategies used against you. Once you beat razor you are chased by level 6 cops which you must evade to beat the game.

Player playing need for speed most wanted: Yeah I just beat razor!
Oh no!! LVL 6 COPS!

by MR cool November 25, 2006

wangmasher

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher

1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.

by benmeade October 19, 2008

Wannabe Rapper

A person (male/female) that acts like they can rap but when they try they find out they are cringy as Hell .

Or a wannabe Rapper can shortly be described as Nick Cannon

Damn he is just a wannabe Rapper !

by Cody the badass December 31, 2019

Emperor Wang

The name belonging to the musical duo of Joe Pantelon and Samuel Sexchange

There are currently aproximately 6 copies of the debut album '7 Deadly Rims' officially released at Caroline's party in May 2006, and there is also a limited edition "Bum Hole EP" of which only three copies were produced and released to a short list of fans.

If you would like to request any Emperor Wang material (music, track lists etc.) or any further information regarding the band please send an email to [e-mail].

Some of Emperor Wangs Songs:
Bondage Queen (Mizbar's Cum Gullet) - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
Bum Hole Song - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP
I Think I Need A Poo - 7 Deadly Rims (2006)/Bum Hole EP

by Mr Ram July 29, 2008

All I Want For Christmas

a song that sounds like a swarm of bees stabbing a screaming cat that's being strangled to death by another screaming cat. it's so fuking overplayed that you'll hear it before thanksgiving.

Person 1: (turns on radio)
Radio: *starts playing all i want for christmas*
Radio: iiiiiii don't want a lot for chris-
Person 2: turn it off or perish.
Person 1: but-
Person 2: ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRICKING NOVEMBER TURN IT OFF OR ISTG

by whittlehorsey November 3, 2020