toobin'

masturbating while on a Zoom call, especially if it’s with coworkers and you get caught because you thought your camera was off

Did you hear Jeff got fired for toobin' during a staff meeting? For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t do that on his own time?

by Thom Quorke October 19, 2020

Toobin

Rubbing one out during a Zoom meeting

I don't think Richie knew his camera was on whole he was Toobin.

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Toobin

Jerking off during a live video call.

Named after now former CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on video during a Zoom call.

"I totally need to toobin. Sara looks so good in our weekly all hands."

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you whip out your meat stick during a video conference call.

Jeff got fired for toobin during a zoom call.

by INeedNoHandle October 19, 2020

Toobin

Ending your Career While Whipping it out for the Zoom Call to See

Toobin is a pandemic Reubens but on a Zoom Call and not in a movie theatre;
Instead of having a snickers to relieve hunger, Jeffrey pulled a Toobin.

by KennethBone October 19, 2020

Toobin

An excruciatingly embarrassing social media error of a sexual nature

Jerry did a toobin and his friends shunned him

by Calvin O’Neil October 19, 2020

Toobin

To masterbate in a public place , social event, or workplace, and attempt to finish before you get expelled, kicked out, arrested, or fired.

Jeffrey attempted to Toobin while on a zoom session with coworkers.

by LazloHollyfeld October 19, 2020