mayo legs

legs that spread easily, often referring to a whore of some kind

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that girl?
Dude 2: Yea.
Dude 1: Yea I heard she sleeps around.
Dude 2: Oh, so she has mayo legs?
Dude 1: Mayo Legs???
Dude 2: Yea, her legs spread easily.
Dude 1: Yea... maybe you have a chance then.

by Baconman12094 May 7, 2011

two-legged

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

by BdubCav October 7, 2015

leg collapsed

an extreme overeaction to a situation, in order to stop a sporting game and receive attention

as the boys played football, james fell to the ground screaming "my leg, my leg collapsed"

by darcyb June 2, 2008

scarlett legs

When you have rough enough sexual intercourse that your legs turn red

We went at it so hard I had Scarlett legs for the next three days

by Bobbyaudreylaura January 15, 2014

Straight leg

When a female is getting fucked so hard that her leg straightens as she has an orgasm

Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!

by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

terd leg

Terd leg is a completely filled blunt.it is the biggest possible blunt rolled,without adding more blunt paper.orginating in POLK COUNTY,FL..given the name due to the blunt being as big as a leg,and being brown like a terd..off the wall but quite accurate.

Man I'm zooted!,that terd leg did me in!...let's roll up another one,bu-laaahhhh!!!

by GsampS May 16, 2010

Legged a jobe

When you run after a taxi

I legged a jobe

by Lewis fitz June 17, 2020