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shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.

there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.

and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
by barkingcats July 17, 2023
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When you date some closely connected to your ex immediately after the break up.
When Tammy started dating her ex husband’s brother Dan, she was shifting on.
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When you date someone closely connected to your ex immediately after the breakup.
When Tammy started dated her exes brother she wasn’t moving on, she was shifting on.
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Shitling

A small toddler, usually an annoying one.
Person 1: Ugh I hate that toddler
Person 2: Such a shitling.
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shifting

Having "sex" in Minecraft. Comes from the action of pressing "shift" (keyboard for sneaking in Minecraft) repeatedly which makes your character squat/bend
"come on creative, they are shifting again"
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Me people have siblings, others have shitlings.

I can't believe he is such a shitling.
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Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.
Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.
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