shirting

to take your shirt and put it over someones face.

guy puts his shirt over friends face, "you got shirted!"
friend: "damn, shirting sucks azz"

by warezscene March 27, 2009

shirting

The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.

Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.

by dburneikis August 23, 2011

shirting

The action of creating a shirt.

I have been shirting in the bathroom.

by Michael O'Connell July 21, 2004

Shirting

Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard

Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting

by Throddleman June 23, 2016

Shirting

When a frat surrounds a celeb at a bar and encourages him/her to go completely topless. The topless celeb is rewarded with a shirt representing the letters of the fraternity.

Bro we shirted Mila Kunis last night at the bar!

Shirting a chick with huge knockers has always been my favorite fraternity tradition.

by gumpsi21 February 25, 2018

Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)

Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.

by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt

Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted

by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023