by warezscene March 27, 2009
The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.
Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.
by dburneikis August 21, 2011
I have been shirting in the bathroom.
by Michael O'Connell July 21, 2004
I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 10, 2016
Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
by ihavenoshirton101 June 17, 2004
The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.
by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010