Shitling

A word used to describe your offspring. Especially those that are assholes 95% of the time.

Wonder what that shitling got into today?

Come here you little shitling.

by Motherbear514 July 14, 2018

Shitling

A shitling is a term used when defining a dirty orphan on the side of the road. (Be careful not to mistake for naturally brown orphans of the Indian and African American race.) It is also the proper word for babies born from infertile.

I saw a shitling on the side of the road the other day, it was so cute.

by Narnaoooo February 09, 2011

Shitling

Slur for toddlers

Your little brother is so annoying , he is such a shitling

by AB520 February 13, 2022

shitlings

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .

Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.

by sheetling April 12, 2022

shitling

A slur against toddlers. Originates from Poland, with the original word being “gówniaki”.

Person 1: God, I can’t stand my baby nieces. Their I-pads blasting cocomelon and annoying orange.
Person 2: I know. 3 of my little shitling brothers are so annoying.

by toddlerhater February 13, 2022

shitling

A little nugget of shit that's hard to push out

I was in so much pain the I had to push out a shitling

by Juan scott September 30, 2017

shitlings

Little clumps of shit that get caught in the hair around the ass of long haired dogs and cats. It could be used for people, I suppose but if you're getting anything bigger than a dinkleberry, you probably need to trim your ass hair.

"Hey...sniff, sniff...what stinks? Ewwwwwwwww...that cat has shitlings."

by Hyde43 December 27, 2005