Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 4, 2022

sareda

A very sweet genuine girl. Who loves meeting new people. Very sensitive and a introvert but, overal someone very sweet and kind hearted.

"omg, Sareda is so sweet."
"i know right!"

by sexyyyy girllll yuhhh December 11, 2022

Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart

They was scared shitless they were constipated for months

by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022

sharda

how does being in love feel? honesty, there are many ways to convey it. you unintentionally form a connection with a particular person, someone you want to spend all of your time with, someone you want to give your all, and they make you feel more at home than your actual home. the sweet feelings they give you when they're near, the butterflies in your stomach, the stuttering when you speak to them, and the nervousness. relationships arent always perfect, they have fights, misunderstandings and feelings that this will be the end, they require alot of effort from both sides, knowing that you are in love with them, every problem will have a solution if you work together, knowing that you wanna spend the rest of your life with them, someone that makes you love yourself, someone that makes you feel understood, loved, taken care of, someone who will be there for you in all your downs comforting you and in all your ups celebrating with you. being in love with someone doenst have an age, my boyfriend is the best person ive known, started off with a small crush and laster for 6 years, hes given me everything ive ever asked for and thats when you fucking know that everything is going to be worth it.

im in love with sharda

by hotdogandbaloney December 14, 2022

Shardha

She is one of the sweetest most loving girl you'll ever meet, she's so exciting and she loves to talk, listening to shardha talk is like listening to a beautiful bird sing a beautiful song. She's also very gorgeous and pretty from her hair to each nail, everything about her is just beautiful, looking at her eyes is like looking up at the stars above, you'll admire her like how you admire the night sky. her personality is as beautiful and attractive as she is. she'll always try her best to make the people she loves smile, but the most rewarding thing is making a shardha smile because shardha has the most amazing smile you'll ever see, the first time you see it you'll realize that nothing in this universe can be as valuable as her heavenly smile, the joy the comfort and the soothing her smile brings is truly. truly precious . if you have a shardha in your life try your best to make her smile it will always be worth it

"her smile is so nice, she must be a Shardha"
"omg have you heard about the new girl? she's so pretty

oh is she a shardha?"

by Hi_my_Love January 1, 2023

Shaned

When a seemingly ordinary situation or positive situation takes an immediate downturn, but is not surprising because it happens so often.

John owes 500 dollars on his rent by Friday with no money to pay it now, and just won 500 dollars on a lottery ticket. When going to claim the winnings the system that confirms the winning ticket is down until Monday. In this scenario John feels he got Shaned.

by Raziel5434 January 13, 2023

Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023