Jackson

Jackson, the king simp, the simp of simps and not just towards girls, he also specialises in men, attack helicopters and trans so don't worry. No one is left out, and no one is safe.

Jackson: "Hey Bro I ain't from Alabama but you lookin sexy af, and you know what I say... I like my children like I like my subs, 6 and 12."
The random guy he just hit on: "Wtf"

by Mikkaboss August 6, 2020

curtis 50 cent jackson

a douchebag who was shot 9 times with RUBBER bullets and thinks hes a bad ass rapper, so bad ass that he made a video game that sucked balls.

Guy: you so much of a douchebag that you remind me of curtis 50 cent jackson

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

Apple Jacks

Apple Jacks are Bi Cherios.

Apple Jacks are not as fruity as Fruit Loops so there not gay but they are still fruity so they are Bi.

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

Jacks

A derogatory name used for the Australian Police Force made famous by the TV show Underbelly.

Fuck there are so many jacks around these days

by Jonny AA March 30, 2009

jacksons

Twenty-dollar bills ($20). Often used in conjuntion with benjamins benjamins.

Give me a couple o' Jacksons so I can buy my ho them phat shoes.

by Fly Boy May 6, 2003

craker jacks

a popcorn with stuff on it. the get stuck in your teeth. they taste good.

pour me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't care if i never get laid.

by pixie dust June 4, 2004

Bo Jackson

Possibly the blackest white guy you'll ever meet. This guy thinks he's thug-nasty. He's that guy known in the town for earning his "red wings" or setting off fireworks in lockers. Can be identified by the genital blood around his mouth.

"Is that period blood on your face?" - Person 1.

"Yes..." - Person 2.
"Oh, you must be Bo Jackson." - Person 1

by AnonymousBartender November 19, 2014