helmet hair

when a girl gives a boy a nosh and she goes mad with it and her hair messes up.

Coming from hair and helmet of the penis.

OMG she gave him a nosh! we could tell as she had helmet hair!

by Dayyyyy October 24, 2009

helmer

yep..that seems about right

wow...shes sucha bitch

by her parents January 24, 2005

helmersen

Helmersen is a norwegian surname. Not much of the "honourable heritage" therefore, if you tell anyone your surname is Helmersen, people won't raise their eyebrows. Totally non-extraordinary.

Golddigger: Hi, what's your name?
Marius Helmersen, and you?
Golddigger: *fakes a stomach ache and leaves the room*

by Larsson Antonsen January 4, 2008

Helmet

A big, meaty clitoris that is very prominent when a girl is naked.

Dude, when I was fucking Mary she fingered her enormous helmet til she came.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

hair helmut

The appearance of a helmut attached to the head created by the installation of a bad or unnatural hair piece.

If you casually look at Marv Albert, it will be clear to the most careless eyes that he is wearing a hair helmut.

by Patrick Harrington May 17, 2006

mud on your helment

To penetrate someone anally with the penis.

guy1: Hey, man, you ever get mud on your helment?
guy2: Sorry, dude--I dont' swing that way.

by moonyewnit March 23, 2009

Vader Helmet

a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.

hey darth vader is a nazi

by tom March 3, 2005