helmersen

Helmersen is a norwegian surname. Not much of the "honourable heritage" therefore, if you tell anyone your surname is Helmersen, people won't raise their eyebrows. Totally non-extraordinary.

Golddigger: Hi, what's your name?
Marius Helmersen, and you?
Golddigger: *fakes a stomach ache and leaves the room*

by Larsson Antonsen January 4, 2008

helmersterp

helmersterp is amazing and has brought ME through SO MUCH!!!

Helmersterp? HELMERSTERP!

by Helmersterp May 30, 2021

Helmersterp

The good shit.

"Bro you need some helmersterp"

"tf is that"
"i can taste colors bro"

by Helmersterp Gospel May 30, 2021

Hemerson

Cute, tall, handsome, slay, and all around an awesome guy

Hemerson is so slay today! He’s sooo hot and handsome!

by Literally sza November 22, 2021

The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die

*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck

by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023

Helgesen

Helgesen is an old norwegian legend. It's about a young red-headed boy, going on adventure, searching for sea-food in a jungle. Once the boy find the sea-food, he gets very excited and starts partying with other boys. Of course, they all die in a car crash.
Also referred to as/AKA: Helgie-boy, Belgesen, Rud Van Helgesen, Dildu, ZerryPerry.

Teacher: What is 9x2?
Random kid: Helgesen!

by Jorleg Olauf Knut May 10, 2008

hemersex

One who obsesses over the anal cavities of another.

"Jesus, Tyler is such a hemersex."

by Jon Smithers August 11, 2005