Helment

An incorrect spelling of helmet, usually by southerners or rednecks. This error arises because the pronunciation of helmet with a southern accent is indistinct on the second syllable, and because people tend to write words according to local phonetics.

Mother: Bobby, don't you go riding your bike without wearing a helment!

Bobby: Jesus Christ mom, it's HELMET. I'm 5 and I know that.

Helment by GetItRightMorons October 22, 2011

Helment tits 

When yo nips cover 95% of yo tit

Day chick got them helment tits right there

Helment tits by Conrad420 May 30, 2018

mud on your helment

To penetrate someone anally with the penis.

guy1: Hey, man, you ever get mud on your helment?
guy2: Sorry, dude--I dont' swing that way.

mud on your helment by moonyewnit March 23, 2009

Muddy Helmet 

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

Muddy Helmet by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

hellentry 

The compound word of "hell" and "entry", your hellentry is your squad or circle that you are about to or would go through Hell with; your #1 team, your most badass squad, the people you would want with you during any test or trial.

Standing with my hellentry, ready to unload on my enemies.

hellentry by wane the wordwaker July 30, 2016

Fish Helmet 

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

Fish Helmet by mushroomtea October 21, 2011

bulletproof helmet 3000 

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

bulletproof helmet 3000 by Garry Goose March 8, 2019