We're a Happy Family

An awesome song by The Ramones

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy
Sitting here in queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president
I'm friends with the pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling daddy's dope

by jimmithy December 21, 2003

Happy Peeling

The practice of placing peel on somebody unsuspectedly and capturing it with a camera phone.
A legal form of happy slapping

happy peeling scenario:

friend: mate, something on your shoulder
victim: ah the bastards peeled me

by king peeler January 11, 2009

Happy Stick

"Happy stick" is a slang term that can be used in reference to large-capacity Glockpistolmagazines containing 33 rounds of 9mm intended for use in the Glock 18 fully-automatic machine pistol. These 33-round Glock 9mm magazines fit and function in other 9mm Glock handguns and are extremely popular with shooters. A .40 S&W caliber version of the "happy stick" exists that is reported to have a capacity of 22 rounds.

I'm going to stock up on happy sticks for my Glock before they get banned.

by RDM1984 January 17, 2011

happy slapping

Pastime of intellectually-challenged youngsters from the 'street'. In large groups, they wander the realms of public transport, slapping the faces of unsuspecting members of the public and recording it for posterity on their camera-phones to show to their mates at 'skool'. They are usually black in colour, and under the delusion that they are the miniature London version of the US rapper 50 cent. Laughingly calling themselves G-Unit, or Terror Squad, they pounce without warning.

Try to arm yourself in anticipation of such an attack while travelling on any kind of public transport, and if you are unfortunate enough to be targeted by these ignorant morons, try and kill at least one of them in order to cleanse the human race.

by spade January 18, 2005

Happy place

1. A psychologically-induced trance-like state, where a person may regress from a stressful situation. A person may go to their 'happy place' when trying to repress unhappy memories from their childhood.

2. A person whom is resting & de-stressing from work.

1. "Oh, look at little Jonny. He's in his happy place. Poor kid's been through a lot." Though, Jonny remains depressed.

2. "Susan is at her happy place again." But really, Susan is contemplating killing everyone at her workplace.

by thisisevidence March 6, 2010

You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

by PolDak July 12, 2006

Happy Gilmore

Best Film Ever!

"Jackass"
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick
my own ass."

by RB November 30, 2003