donkey balls 

what it looks like when a naked guy bends over and you can see his balls hanging all low and heavy from behind.

Brad in the shower after the big game: Oh, don't look now, but Johnson's stooping over to pick up the soap!
.....
Rutledge also in the shower after the big game: Donkey balls! Donkey balls! Johnson't got some donkey balls!
....
Johnson, realizing he's the butt of a joke again and quickly standing erect: Come on guys, leave me and my saggy sack alone.

donkey balls by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005

Donkey Dong

A game homosexuals play, themed after it's heterosexual cousin "thumb wrestling". Donkey Dong is played a surface equal to the sum of the two participants' aggregate penis lengths, minus 4" inches. Players start by having erect two penises next to each other, with 2" of overlap.

Once the game is started, the two players compete for position on the top, with the intent of pinning the opponents penis to the table so that he cannot move up or to the side. Once an opponent is pinned for a 3 count, the victor is awarded the title of "Donkey Dong".

Pulling the penis toward the owner from under a pin results in an immediate loss. Losing an erection also results in an immediate loss, as the opponent no longer has the opportunity to pin his opponent. Players may not move body, use hands, or use any other objects during the competition.

vvpimp69vv was playing donkey dong with his roommate, Eddie, and won every match. He is the best Donkey Dong player in the land!

Donkey Dong by vvpimp69vv August 29, 2011

donkey ass 

Someone who's buttox resembloes that of a donkey's.

Dude, she is such a donkey ass!

donkey ass by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Donkey Kill 

A donkey kill is arguably the most repugnant human sexual act. While engaging in anal (doing her up the ass), donkey punch her so hard that she dies. Congradulations, you have just executed the Donkey Kill.

Panzies Donkey Kill with a gun. Chuck Norris Donkey kills with his fist.

Donkey Kill by Henley Stanfordsontownville July 1, 2005

donkey poop 

(1) Stuff that falls from the back end of a donkey.

(2) Something to replace the word shit.

(Also see poop)

(1) Eewww... I stepped in a pile of donkey poop.

(2) Oh Donkey Poop.

donkey poop by Winter March 8, 2005

donkey dick

Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.

The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.

donkey dick by ForbesK April 27, 2006

Donkey Dick

A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.

Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!

Donkey Dick by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006