Clusterfuck

A bunch of shit going wrong all at the same time.

The logistics weren't planned well; the guide was new; the flights were cancelled; the luggage broke; the food sucked, and everything you can imagine wasn't going right. Basically, It was a clusterfuck of a trip.

by SonyaSingh July 5, 2017

clusterorgy

So many clusterf*&#s that it has turned into an orgy.

With the network, phone, internet and power issues we have this is now a clusterorgy.

by travlnbard July 20, 2017

Clusterfucked

To be so drunk the world no longer makes sense (even 8 hours later)

"Oh look at that... I'm so clusterfucked I'm going to have a collision with the floor."

by Jayceeyooooo July 24, 2017

cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.

No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.

by Mzmoli July 31, 2017

Clustomer

When you have a client or customer who is a absolute clusterfuck to deal with, hence clustomer.

Man these guys are so hard to deal with , a total clustomer!

by MrGib September 16, 2017

Clusterfuck

When your Mrs hangs too much shit on your kids walls, over decorating.

This is a clusterfuck!!!
Minimise the shit on the wall

by Hava Tinnie double knecker October 13, 2017

clusterpump

A cluster pump is when you bang so hard your dick explodes

Damn, last night I had a clusterpump

by Momluvsuhun May 22, 2018