Prayer Warrior

Someone who is so riddled with Christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.

And the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this coke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.

by TheThinkingMan August 31, 2013

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social justice warrior

Someone who believes that women, blacks, muslims, and the LGBTQ community are oppressed and have less rights than white men. A social justice warrior is unfamiliar with the concept of linear time, unable to understand that everyone has had the same rights as white men for generations. A social justice warrior wishes they could have participated in prostests in a time when certain groups actually had less rights than others, so they make up non-existent problems to fight for so that they can feel as if they are doing good for the world.

liberal arts student: did you see those xenophobic police officers shoot and kill that man just because he was muslim?
me: actually, they shot him because he killed 9 people with a machete.
liberal arts student: NO THEY SHOT HIM BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST WHITE COPS #$% *unintelligible*
me: *sighs* stop being such a social justice warrior.

by mrmandalay January 2, 2017

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hooded warrior

An uncircumcised penis, only bosses have these

After seeing Stephen's hooded warrior, i no longer look down at the small size of his penis.

by 1 and only boss May 18, 2009

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road warrior

A travelling business person who spends much of his time on the road, driving between meetings or presentations. The name is taken from "The Road Warrior", the US title of the Australian action film "Mad Max 2".

Sahda's a serious road warrior. She's clocked 12,000 on her car just driving to give presentations.

by Unidyne December 14, 2003

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