toilet submarine

Those turds that aren't floaters or sinkers, they bob in-between.

Steve: Dude, check out what just invaded the crapper.

Bob: DAMN!!! That is one huge toilet submarine!

by ed! June 10, 2014

Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.

Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.

by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015

toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015

Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom

I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.

by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015

Toilet Tail

When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.

I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.

by supertaco2000 August 2, 2015

Toilet Taliban

One who runs into a bathroom and loudly Defecates.

You are only a toilet Taliban if you rush into the toilet, and your poop is audibly loud.

Subject one has just dined at Taco Bell. His bowels are furious and he rushes to the restroom. Opon arrival the remnants of two enchiritos and a soft drink burst forth from his rectum with a retort that was heard throughout the restaraunt. The FBI reported him as a toilet Taliban.

by Alexiosassypants September 14, 2015

toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

by john niemand October 15, 2015