Thong 

Type of women's underwear. Comfortable, even though it doesn't seem like they would be. A turn on for most guys, sometimes to the point they will put yours on themselves, because they won't get any until they do and dance around.

Haha, i made my ex wear my thong.

Thong by SexxKittenn January 18, 2010

Thornaments 

Thornaments are Christmas tree ornaments that stab you while you are hanging them on your tree.

Where's Jay? He's at the E.R. He had a really bad thornaments accident while trimming his tree.

Thornaments by Askthe BeerGuys December 22, 2010

Thong 

to be not as good as a g string.

Thong by Anonymous February 16, 2003

thoink 

An unusually long hair follicle. Often found in unusual parts of ones body where other hairs are not found. If it is with other hairs it is found growing in the opposite direction. Thoink sizes can vary from 2 to 3 inches.

"Gee Mike, take a look at that thoink on your back"
"Ian come over here and let me pluck that thoink, I can't bare to look at it any longer!"

thoink by Wayne Schmokamond December 29, 2007

Thoinks 

Slang for "thanks" or "thank you". Invented by a very odd group of young men in Southern California who toured throughout the United States with independent bands.

I made $1000 dollars in Vegas THOINKS!

Variations: "Thoinkity" or "Thoink"

Thoinks by Betamax DC November 4, 2008

b.o.b.-a-thon

b.o.b.-a-thon: when a girl comes home from a hard day and takes a nice long bath, then proceeds to have a marathon session with her favorite vibrator. Includes multiple orgasms over a 2-3 hour period.

Sunshine: So what'd you do last night, Katie?
Katie: I had a b.o.b.-a-thon, and I feel so much better today! I was at it for like three hours! Six orgasms and no stress today baby!

b.o.b.-a-thon by KatieZ1983 October 25, 2008

thong 

A great way to get vaginitis or a yeast infection!! Not to mention TONS of anal bacteria gets in your vagina. It's merely butt floss. :)

Stupid Boy: Dude, thongs are sooooo SEXY.

Smart Girl: I'd rather not sacrifice my vaginal health by putting a piece of string between my labia.

thong by coolerthanice April 11, 2010