Splash and Dash

When you really have to take a poop but you don't have anytime to go to the bathroom. Examples: (When you have to go to work, When you're getting chased by the cops and you really have to drop a load.)

Jim: I was late for work the other day and I had to Splash and Dash!
Tim: Same here!

by ItAliAna FaMilIa, 1929 December 6, 2012

big splash

A big (and chances are... ugly) fat guy who would probably cause a huge wake if he jumped into the pool. Started in oakville ontario.

girl: "eww that guy is such a big splash"

by SMLS girls December 16, 2005

Splash n dash

A term used to discribe either

1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off

Brb just gunna have a splash n dash

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 27, 2011

Splashy

the act of having a small drizzle of piss fall out right after you tuck your penis back in place after you've taken a piss. this happens to the best of us...

oh fuck, not another splashy...

by KnoboDy December 26, 2007

spasm

total wreck the head whom you dislike a large amount :

person 1: yeah well i dont think its any of your business if i pretend to have an eating problem to get attention and i steal other peoples love interests.

person 2: you spasm. go away.

by ThatCatzGirl January 18, 2009

chocolate milk splash

When doing a girl in the ass, and you pull it out and proceed to blow it on her cunt.

That chick got pregnant after I gave her a chocolate milk splash.

by Eldrick January 25, 2005

splash

The act that happens at a gang bang when the female is intending to become impregnated from having unprotected sex with several male partners. Each guy leaves his splash.

Sally wants a gang bang with at least a dozen men who will splash her.

by kenora October 23, 2006