weight smart vitamin 

Same person who inhales a deathly amount of syrup followed by a weight smart vitamin. Also will talk sex with you all day, promise sexuall favors and then not make good. Leaves your dong hard and unhappy....

Yo I saw weight smart vitamin at the chow hall today. God she's fat.

I got weight smart vitamined by "Manda"

weight smart vitamin by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

smart ass 

thinking that is right but can't come into the situation.

I am a smart ass thinking that NA school district is over populated and should relocate some students to a seperate school and building and adopt them from the same town.

I am a smart ass thinking that NL doesn't deserve the students living in the Walnutport area or Northampton County while they suffer from shitty sidewalks and hurt in pain.

smart ass by YouNun December 13, 2009

Smart Car 

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.

Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.

Smart Car by TruckerBob May 28, 2014

partially smart 

Somebody who is 50%of the time dumb as shit and the other 50% of the time is smart as a honors student.

That gurl is partially smart she has her Jessica Simpson moments.
I can't believe that boy is in smart class considerin hes only partially smart.

partially smart by Nadia Jackson December 27, 2005

smartass-know-it-all 

Bill W.

When Bill W. has something to say, he thinks he's a smartass-know-it-all.

smartass-know-it-all by Shell S. August 12, 2003

smartass 

one who is not streetwise.

It is difficult for smartasses to live in this crime-prone area.

smartass by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011

smart alex 

One who knows an unending amount of information about the topic of sex.

Dude, Frank was lookin' at porn all last night and takin notes so he could become a smart alex.

smart alex by Rumple Stilt Legs August 9, 2006