Second Hand Orgasm

When one partner does not orgasm, but instead draws enough happiness from the pleasure of their lover to make the sex worthwhile for them.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by fake orgasm.

Experinced by women far faaaar more often than men.

Could you at least you know, be appreciative so I can have a second hand orgasm when I go down on you?

by Galen Weston May 22, 2012

1 second

It really means 1 eternity

"Please hold 1 second please"-Person 1
---1 eternity later---
"Sorry ma'am please keep waiting"

by unicornzrreal March 23, 2017

Secondhand Drinker

One who will not get drunk themselves, yet engage in all the drunken games and/or will be clumsy as though they are highly intoxicated.

"How did your pants catch on fire? I thought you we're the designated driver"

"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"

by TheSuedenator January 16, 2009

30 Seconds To Mars

An alternative rock band. Many class them as emo, but they're not. Fronted by Jared Leto (hot hot hot), with his brother Shannon on drums and Tomo on guitar.
They have released 2 albums; the self named 30 Seconds To Mars and the second A Beautiful Lie.
This band are sooooooooooo cool. They can be checked out on myspace, face book and bebo.
loves them
x

30 Seconds To Mars are a great band =

by 'Megan-BOOM_x April 17, 2008

Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

sexconds

The amount of sex one has in seconds.

"Man, i had such long sexconds last night."

by jacktheripper2000 June 24, 2008

12 second car

a car that can run a 12 second 1/4 mile

once this turbo's in, we'll be runnin low 12s

by Bill February 9, 2003