Selfish

"Do what you want regardless of other people's happiness"

I stole a dog from a 5 yr old. Guess that makes me selfish

by Niggerdick1738 August 27, 2017

Shelfie

The multiple selfies that one takes but doesn't delete in case they decide it's better than the selfie they posted

Lady: what do you think of this pic?

Joe Z: it's better than the other 8 shelfies on your phone

by Joe Zzzzz January 23, 2014

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014

Smelfie

The act of taking a selfie while someone (or yourself) is farting.

Him: Here, let me take a selfie
Her: I think I just farted while you were taking the selfie
Him: Wow, we just took a smelfie

by Ihadmyleftsidecutoffandnowiama April 13, 2015

Selfer

Masculine connotation of selfie

Brittney sent me a sexy selfie. I shot back with a selfer

by HeavyCmane February 9, 2017

shelfie

A shelf filler at Netto.

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."

by k9norn November 12, 2003

Selfieos

The 15 second videos one takes of themselves and posts on Instagram since the launch of their video. Consisting of little to no action other than simply posing for the camera or sometimes just saying, "Hi!"

Dude, ever since Instagram launched video, I'm getting deluged with all these selfieos. Not that interesting!

by cvboom June 21, 2013