k9norn's definitions

CANNIBAL

(1.) A person that feeds on the flesh of other humans.
(2.) An animal that eats it's own kind.
(3.) Someone who performs oral sex on others.
(4.) Someone who eats the tinned meat from Netto.

(1.) I hear this movie has cannibals in it!
(2.) These animals often resort to cannibalism when they have eaten all other species in the area.
(3.) Cannibals are fun!
(4.) Eww.. you're eating 1/2 Priis netto's tinned meat? Are you a cannibal or something?

by k9norn November 12, 2003

shelfie

A shelf filler at Netto.

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."

by k9norn November 12, 2003

MSN

To sexually harrass someone on a messenger program.

If you don't stop fucking MSNing me I'll tell the cops!

by k9norn November 11, 2003

mode

A state of retardedness or altered personality caused by trauma or head injuries.

Shit, he is in that mode again!

by k9norn November 12, 2003

yonohari

(1.) Crappy japanese company that sell shitty electronics and leaky ships with whitewash put on them.
(2.) A religion involving little cards, magic rocks and rapists. Despised by almost everyone that knows about it and doesn't belong to it.
(3.) A person belonging to this religion.

(1.) God, what the fuck are yonohari going to make next?
(2.) Let's set fire to that yonohari temple.
(3.) Michael is a yonohari! Let's beat him up!

by k9norn November 12, 2003

toaster

Any household object used for means of sexual gratification.

Erica, stop fucking the toaster! -_-

by k9norn November 12, 2003

morejong

(1.) Shitty american variant of mahjong.
(2.) To perform anilingus on someone.

(1.) I am sick to death of playing fucking monopoly! Hey, I know, let's play morejong instead!
(2.) Can I morejong you?

by k9norn November 12, 2003