obamas dick

The darkest fucking thing you have seen in your fucking life. The absolute worst looking price of trombone shaped bark there is. Michelle Obama probably has a dark fucking dick too. They all circle jerk with bill and Hillary Clinton.

Egg ass niggas

Fuck that nigga obamas dick being so dark.

by Qdizzle May 13, 2016

Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.

CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Obama Landslide

A day before intercourse, have your woman eat a roll of pennies. The next day, begin intercourse when your woman feels the bowel movement coming. When your about to nut, have your woman stand on a chair over you and release her bowels, showering you in a deluge of shit and change.

Last night Betty and I performed the most epic Obama Landslide. She released so much change, I couldn't even tell how shitty it was.

by Bigg Sex March 13, 2009

Barrack Obama

Black Jesus

Possible candidate for antichrist

Who is the greatest person ever? Jesus? No, Barrack Obama.

by Sumdoooooooooooooood October 31, 2008

Barack Obama

Was the 44th president of the United States of America and the first black man to be elected president. He was inagurated on January 20, 2009 and left office on January 20, 2017

Barack Obama was an african american president

Barack Obama was president for two terms

by Clarksons Malarkes January 2, 2019

Pullin' an Obama

Facing a dire situation and keeping an even temperament as you roll up your sleeves and dig in to repair all the damage done by those who preceded you.

I was out for two weeks from work, and I come back to a disaster at the office. Bad choices were made, nothing appropriate was getting done, and now I have to fix it all. Time to start Pullin' an Obama.

by Raziaar July 10, 2009

Obama Basher

Some one who rightfully bashes one of the dumbest and most anti patriotic president in recent memory. Some one who talks down rightfully on a president who has trippled the American national debt three times in less than 90 days of his worthless service as president. Some one who knows and does not support the leftist socialist health care of the most empty - minded and unaccomplished pretty boy president named Barack Hussein Obama. An Obama basher is any of the patriotic Americans who see through the racist and anti American tendencies of the radical leftist who is president of America known as Barack Hussein Obama.

Barack Obama wishes to pass a socialist health care bill in order to kill older people in America. That is the reason Dr. Shelly is an Obama basher.

by Marquis Canaday November 2, 2009