needa

slang term used instead of 'need to'

dude you suck at everything u do u needa change yourself

by malikalts February 3, 2010

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

Needle Juice

steroids or some type of performance enhancing drug by needle

Michael: hey man, how did you get so quick?
Tony: oh yeah, im on that needle juice now and its been helping out

by Mr. go getta October 16, 2008

special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him

by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018

He needs some milk

A phrase you say when somebody gets hurt/injured.

(Guy falls on his face)
You: He needs some milk!

by Dash180 April 3, 2016

Needler

An Alien Gun used in the Bungie game series Halo. In Halo one, like all guns, in halo 2, they became dual weilable, but in halo 3 returned to single weild, the only one handed non dual gun. The fire long, slightly homing projectiles that explode after enough hit the target, normally around eight needles judging from halo three. It is mostly used if you dislike the spawn weapon and fear you will die soon or if you think you may surprise someone. The are used to easily get a "Beyond the Grave" medal in halo 3 since they only explode after a certain time. This is sometimes made in vain since if not enough needles hit, they will not exploded and dissappear as the shield regenerates.

A game using only the needler? this is crazy.

by Spencer J. B. November 19, 2007

needs more cowbell

This phrase was originally used by Christopher Walken on SNL with Will Ferrel. He was indicating that something needs more emphasis, or literally "Needs more cowbell".
Aired on April 8th, 2000.

This is also referenced in World of Warcraft in a quest in Outland, where you escort a ghost cow.

That was pretty good but it needs more cowbell.

by twimoon March 21, 2016