gooey waffle

The male mounts the female and ejaculates on a flat surface of the female's body. After ejaculation, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of semen, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).

Female: "Oh god give it to me! Give me the gooey waffle!"

Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)

by natelex February 14, 2009

goof juice

Semen ejaculated directly into a woman's mouth, vagina, (a.k.a Hoo-hah) or any other orifice. Often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral sex at the prospect of being "juicy."

Your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.

by Nickolii April 26, 2006

Gooey Duck

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)

1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!

by killer jr October 23, 2008

Goofd

It's what you dun.

crazy dad: YOU DUN GOOFD NOW!
4chan: FONTSIZE 72 LOLGTFO

by Skylooooor July 24, 2010

Gooby pls

It is what dolan says every fuckin' time.

Dolan: gooby why u haz only 4 fingerz???
Gooby: well becuz... wait a second are u trying to cheat me again??
Dolan: Gooby pls!!!!!!!!1111elentyone1!1!!!!!

by Phantom Mage November 6, 2012

Goofball

Formerly and through the late 1980s anf 1990s, slang for barbiturates. Later expanded in common vernacular to include benzodiazepines (such as Xanax and Valium).

Commonly used today to describe the recreational combination and use of heroin and methamphetamine via IV injection.

When cooking up a hit of dope, "I got a couple points of shards, too; you wanna slam a goofball?"

by Fuckingspiders October 3, 2016

YOU DUN GOOFED

When you've dun something thats just plain stupid.

That Guuuuuuurl: oh WOOPSIES.. I just spilt water all over your desk....my baad...
Me: YOU DUN GOOFED!! CONSEQUENCES...WILL NEVER.BE.THE.SAAME!! O____e

by BabyTanTaniaBobania April 22, 2011