Sax on Fire

Being awesome at doin' it.

Wow, Ron Jeremy has his sax on fire!

by saxonfire December 29, 2009

Fire Chief

When a male lights their girlfriend on fire and then has a wank and puts her out with his cum.

I Fire Chiefed my girlfriend last night. Dude high five that's smoking!

by Keyboard Warrior Of The Wests October 19, 2010

Fire Pitt

Fire Pitt refers to when a stripper bends over and you put about a half a gram of cocaine on her asshole and snort it. This way she gets high due to the mucal membranes in her ass and you get high the old fashioned way.

See above Fire Pitt example

by K Bone May 29, 2010

laissez fire

a fire, usually of the genus 'bon', that, upon ignition, grows in magnitude by itself. The laissez fire requires little-to-no planning or control, as the "builder" simply places kindling in a pit, flicks an ignition device, and lets it grow at the behest of the wind and other natural causes. While risky, the laissez fire is a thoroughly enjoyable source of heat, as it burns steadily with minimal effort on the builder's part. laissez fires are usually left to themselves to burn out, unless the surrounding area is dry/flammable, in which case a light snuffing on the part of the overseer(s) is necessary. It is in no way a metaphor for the ailing economy...

Johnny Carefree: 'dude I just lit the thing and it started burning; its a pretty sweet fire now.'

Trevor Wit: 'you might call that a laissez fire.'

Dill Prudence: 'you guys oughta be careful, these fires can get outta control fast. I'll get some water from the river just in case."

by Funk_Hughes April 25, 2009

Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods

Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.

by CreoleInDC January 6, 2010

return fire

In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.

Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Fire ass

Eating lots of spicy food then burning your ass hole while shitting.

Mike: "I had fire ass the other day."

Alex: "oh did you eat an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos."

by gray dude March 10, 2014