total evacuation

This is when you shit, puke, and piss all at the same time.

Bob had a total evacuation the other night and lost about ten pounds.

by Joshua ROcks June 29, 2006

ban evasion

The act of bypassing your ban from a site, which usually leads to you getting banned from that site again because the janitors are too dumb to realize that dynamic IPs are a thing.

XxFuckYourMomXx was banned for ban evasion.

by /b/leach_my_eyes April 26, 2021

Evaculation

The use of a natural disaster to find horny girls.

I'm headed down to Miami cause I heard there's an evaculation going on.

by DaRealDBlock September 12, 2017

Evan VanKlei

A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.

In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.

Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."

by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008

Evangelical Atheist

An atheist that combats religion as zealously as evangelicals thrust their religious beliefs on others.

I was talking to a co-worker about an episode of Mysteries of the Bible on National Geographic and this Evangelical Atheist jumped into our conversation telling us that we believed in a Spaghetti Monster God.

by Aaron C. A April 8, 2012

evani

cute girl that keeps shit 3hunnna.

A: Aye yo, Evani is so real.

B: She cute too.

by Deja Asia September 25, 2013

Evanna Lynch

An extremely gorgeous 15-year old girl (i'm underage too so shut up) who will be playing the character of Luna "Loony" Lovegood in the upcoming Harry Potter and the Order Of The Phoenix.

Uhh, an example of Evanna Lynch is...uhh...Evanna Lynch?

by Gurbachen September 22, 2008