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yawn chair

An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.
Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.
by originofscience July 10, 2011
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Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots
If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"
by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019
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Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.
“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”
by dadongus752007 May 9, 2021
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chair

some thing you sit on
by bigunclewilly5467 September 5, 2022
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pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.
Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?
by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025
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Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
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Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked
I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.
by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022
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