balloon

1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.

1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!

by toastface September 1, 2005

Balloon Knot

Anus, Browneye, Cornhole, Dirty Spider,
Turd Cutter.

Yo, I busted out her balloon knot last night Dog.

by KELSY January 8, 2004

full balloon

'Full Balloon' is a slang term used for a specific sexual act. It is when a man has anal intercourse with a partner (male or female), and when he is finished, he proceeds to urinate in the recieving person's anus, and the recieving person must hold it in. Thus the term 'Full Balloon'. Some believe the term originated in prisons, just as the term 'Salad Tossing' originated there as well.

"Dude, John gave Jack a Full Balloon! EEEWWW!"

by Vinnie June 20, 2006

Balcony Buddies

The term used in Gilmore Girls Fan Fiction when writing about Lorelai Gilmore and Christopher Hayden.

This is the term for them because their daughter Rory Gilmore, was conceived on the balcony outside Lorelai's childhood bedroom.

Forget JavaJunkie! I'm a Balcony Buddies fan. After all, Lorelai should be with the father of her child.

by RoganAllTheWay October 29, 2008

Albino Baboon

People who look like a cross between a pig and a shaved monkey with pink skin, thin lips, straight hair, big eyes, and body hair.

dude, did you see that white dude?

Yeah, he looks like an albino baboon.

by W i s h f u l February 20, 2011

The Pork and cheese balloon

This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant

Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...

by Frank Fontain April 17, 2019

water balloon

When you are fucking a woman,instead of cuming in the condom piss in the condom and leave her with a "water balloon".

I water ballooned this girl the other day...and done a fucking legger after that!!!

by mmmossy November 3, 2007