FB suggestion battle

On Facebook when a friend suggestion appears at the top of your screen for multiple weeks but you will not send that individual a friend request and they won't send one to you because of dominance. The person who finally sends the request to the other is declared that person's bitch.

Cam: "Me and Eric have 117 friends in common but he won't send me a friend request"
Stevie: "Don't give in and lose the FB suggestion battle man!"
Cam: "I'm not, he's my bitch"

by Yamomsass November 10, 2009

batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

medieval battering ram

When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.

This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.

Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!

Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.

by Trabe An January 27, 2007

battered

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

battle royale

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.

Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Fanny batter

she cum, the juice of a lady, what makes a pussy nice and wet!

I fingered her pussy and she was wet with fanny batter

by Keithmeister May 14, 2003

batting cage

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

by J master JJ August 8, 2009