Cash Alert

An alert given as a heads-up to others of impending cash-ness. Usually used to excite and motivate a group to get ready for something amazing/cash.

Dad: Mom will be home with the KFC soon.
Son (yelling downstairs to friends): Cash Alert!!!!!

by Stroppy225 October 27, 2009

Tag Alert

A Phrase a group of men would use to indicate a hot chick who has entered the room and who is definately a candidate for a good fuck.

Hot Chick walks in a bar:

Guy Says to another guy: "Tag Alert, Tag Alert...That chick is hot...I am going to work on that one" (Chat her up)

by Golf Flunkie January 27, 2011

Effort Alert

A term given to anyone who tries too hard when no one else cares

Guy 1: Look at Chris way up in front
Guy 2: Effort Alert!!!!

by Gator12345Gator June 8, 2011

Copper Alert

The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.

I've had 3 copper alerts this week. These fools think they can dismantle the whole city.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Mold Allergy

A medical condition in which someone is allergic to mold and this allergy affects their brain and therefore hinders their ability to think clearly. If this allergy is detected and cleared up, however, the true intellect of said person will be revealed.

"I'm actually a child prodigy. I've just had a mold allergy which made it hard to think. But now I'm taking med school classes at the age of 17. I'm fucking smarter than all of you."

by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012

Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.

Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.

by Amanda the faggatron December 13, 2012

Soldier Allergies

The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...

Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.

Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...

by FallenFalcon July 31, 2013