party ball

An approximate 18" in diameter plastic, round container that is filled with crappy to mediocre (at best) quality beer. The recepticle is tapped, then is typically hovered over by a group of broke, underage college students who proceed to drink the equivalent of 8 beers out of their first 12 pack (or so they say). Traditionally, this festivity occurs around ones payday or b-day (when they receive money from their grandparents).

Hey everyone, I got paid today. Let's get a party ball in the dorm room and we'll be really cool. We'll have enough to keep drinking off of it for 3 weeks, when it's nice and rancid.

by hairbands forever December 9, 2008

ballston spa

unlike the definitions i read on the town where i lived in for 5 years ballston spa was oringinaly built as a luxury retreat from the city of saratoga the papper bag was invented here ....there are some scumbags who make this town have a bad rep but theres scum everywhere most homes in this area are competativly pricey with the rest of the surrounding area most people here dress in desinger clothes...its a nice place to live in close distances to clifton park and saratoga and is pretty nice and friendly come and visit sometime to see for yourselfs

you kno ballston spa invented the eco friendly paper bag

by rik kelly April 20, 2010

Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.

At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."

by Jeff September 2, 2006

tickets to policeman's ball

Defination:

To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.

ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t

by duckluva1 June 24, 2017

bales

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

by john July 16, 2004

Ballsmclongcock

A porn name derived from the film Barely Legal. Also known as a man with a giant wiener.

"Bob is also known as Ballsmclongcock in the porn industry."

by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008

Ballspank

1. A kick or punch against the balls.
2. An actual spank against the balls.

Bas and Jasper were fighting yesterday but Jasper gave Bas a Ballspank so Bas couldn't fight anymore.

by Zavi April 19, 2010