When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)
Example 1:
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Example 2:
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Example 3:
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Example 4:
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
Example 1:
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Example 2:
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Example 3:
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Example 4:
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009
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guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?
by mboz December 13, 2008
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If you are a dude and there's a nasty gay anywhere in the room, you won't be able to get rid of the nasty feeling of him undressing you with his slimy eyes and bending you over with his slimy ghost-hands and slipping his slimy ghost-peen into your butt and tickling your ball sack with his slimy ghost-claws until you go take a cold shower... at your house... after you've killed him. Which could possibly be never.
Because nasty gays are usually the "outest" and "proudest," a lots of people think that they're the only type of gay. And, to tell the truth, if they were I'd go gaybashing every goddamn day.
The average nasty gay's personality consists of the following (in order of importance): being GAAAAAY!, suckin' dix, myspace pix, expensive brand names (Prada, Abercrombie, and Whole Foods), havin' FUN (MALLS!, GAY BARS!) and ART. All nasty gays believe they are ARTISTS at heart. That's why they take so many rainbow-colored myspace pictures of their naked skinny asses wearing nothing but a stupid tie and a bowler hat. Because it's art.
100% of nasty gays are paired with a similarly nasty fag hag, to whom he tells all of his stories of going bareback with another dude he just met and getting poop all over 3/4 of his shaft. All nasty gays have been around the block enough times to assume that 100% of them are AIDS positive.
Once in a while (frequently) they'll get into a pretend-serious relationship with the "LOVE OF MY LIFE STRYKR <3" and then delete their shared shrine-like myspace when they break up a couple of weeks/days/seconds later.
If you are a dude and there's a nasty gay anywhere in the room, you won't be able to get rid of the nasty feeling of him undressing you with his slimy eyes and bending you over with his slimy ghost-hands and slipping his slimy ghost-peen into your butt and tickling your ball sack with his slimy ghost-claws until you go take a cold shower... at your house... after you've killed him. Which could possibly be never.
Because nasty gays are usually the "outest" and "proudest," a lots of people think that they're the only type of gay. And, to tell the truth, if they were I'd go gaybashing every goddamn day.
The average nasty gay's personality consists of the following (in order of importance): being GAAAAAY!, suckin' dix, myspace pix, expensive brand names (Prada, Abercrombie, and Whole Foods), havin' FUN (MALLS!, GAY BARS!) and ART. All nasty gays believe they are ARTISTS at heart. That's why they take so many rainbow-colored myspace pictures of their naked skinny asses wearing nothing but a stupid tie and a bowler hat. Because it's art.
100% of nasty gays are paired with a similarly nasty fag hag, to whom he tells all of his stories of going bareback with another dude he just met and getting poop all over 3/4 of his shaft. All nasty gays have been around the block enough times to assume that 100% of them are AIDS positive.
Once in a while (frequently) they'll get into a pretend-serious relationship with the "LOVE OF MY LIFE STRYKR <3" and then delete their shared shrine-like myspace when they break up a couple of weeks/days/seconds later.
Nasty gay Riley: "I am GAY, QUEER, FAG, HOMO, whatever you wanna call me--I'm out and proud! And I want to rape every boy I see."
Nasty gay Lang: "Your legs look like stilts. Wanna fuck? Meet me at the gloryhole in ten mins!"
Nasty gay Lang: "Your legs look like stilts. Wanna fuck? Meet me at the gloryhole in ten mins!"
by futanari basashi January 15, 2009
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Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
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Get the Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore. mug.having a few gay-ish tendencies. i.e.. maybe wearing too much pink, or just always grabbing your male friends ass or weiners for fun. note: part gay can also be referred to as "rated pg" or "pg13" if they are acting like a teenager and gay at the same time.
dude, i swear palmer is part gay, he's always trying to get in the shower with me and for some reason he thinks it's really funny.
by trichards June 27, 2007
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to fail at being gay
to fail at being gay
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