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fist unicorn

Extending the middle finger of one or both hands, usually directed toward another person, group of people, or thing.
After the other driver cut me off, I showed him my fist unicorns.
by unicornsoffury May 18, 2014
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Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn
"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"
by boggoblin November 22, 2014
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mythical unicorn

A hot WHITE chick who loves and has knowledge of Hip Hop. Not just top 40 Hip Hop but even the Hood and Ratchet shit for example like Meek Mill and Migos.
After his WHITE girlfriend took him to shop for organic kale at Whole Foods after a Dave Matthews concert (she chose Dave over a YG concert), he realized she was not a mythical unicorn.
by NYCtoChi March 11, 2015
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Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.
by JayFlyer May 6, 2015
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russian unicycle

To bone a dude in the ass complimented with a reach around. While dude getting boned sticks a finger in other dudes ass.
After a long day in rehab Sam and Dan got down on the russian unicycle.
by arbor junkie June 30, 2015
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Magenta unicorn

When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure
Babe stick your magenta unicorn in my mouth
by Mrdevilunicorn January 15, 2016
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Chicago Unicorn

The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.
Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn

Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?

Guy 1: It was magical.
by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016
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