Gas Track

A song that gets you gassed just by listening to it, usually with good headphones that have decent bass.

Gas Tracks include:

TheRiotz - Black Rose ft. Xanexx
Tempa T + Chasing Status - Hypest Hype
Animals as Leaders - Cafo

Guy 1: Put Black Rose on!
Guy 2: Oi!!! Gas track!

by Guy that gets gassed July 28, 2012

Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 11, 2014

tenure track paper

A scientific publication of mediocre quality published in a respectable scientific journal exclusively thanks to connections of the senior author. The connections are frequently a result of doing a PhD in a respectable lab at a respectable university under a supervision of a professor with a respectable reputation. The 'tenure track paper' doesn't really explain anything of scientific merit and usually has only one objective - to fill out one spot in a necessary publications quota of the senior author to secure the permanent Associate Professor position within the university, aka the tenure.

A: "What do you think of the paper of Long which just came out recently?"
B: "I'm wondering why he is getting paid to do this "research". Classic 'tenure track paper'...

by MMs November 4, 2014

french tackle

When an effeminate man gets mad and tries to fight, but he can't really fight like a man, he just daintily flails his arms, starts crying and just ends up softly hugging whoever he is attacking.

"Dude was pretty mad, but he just French Tackled me, which ended up being pretty awkward."

by GTP July 23, 2014

taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint

I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team

by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015

shoe-tack

chewing gum that becomes stuck to the sole of a shoe

"Mind you don't step in that shoe-tack, it looks fresh"

by JibberJabber123 April 14, 2015

Meaty Thwack

The sound effect created in cinema and games when skin is violently struck with a blunt force object.

Notably found in the show Daredevil and the game Rust.

There was a beautiful, meaty thwack when I used my rock to tear the chicken breasts from the body of that hog.

Daredevil took down the muggers with a flurry of meaty thwacks, leaving them senseless on the ground.

by WillemNotAlistair June 14, 2016