fart text

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.

"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"

by Silly Games December 27, 2017

text breaker

A person that breaks up texts causing multiple text bubbles instead of one.

Jessica: Tell me a story

Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.

Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!

by jdaq10 April 14, 2017

text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017

Text Bubbled

When you notice the "..." indication that someone is replying to a text -- and. it. goes. on. forever -- only to FINALLY arrive as an "ok" or something extremely brief given the amount of time you were "bubbled."

"Oh man, I was just text bubbled for, like, 15 minutes for a two-word reply. WTF?"

"After text bubbling me for five minutes, you reply, 'ok.' It took you that long to write, 'ok'?"

by continuous waveform May 3, 2018

tiresome text

when the government makes you text message more than e-mail so you can't save all of your records

The tiresome text left a lot of people at a loss with their intellectual property.

by Coop Dupe December 10, 2019

Two-Texting

When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.

Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.

by Zarbuck August 26, 2020

Inception texting

When multiple conversations are being actively discussed with the same person via text message. The inception generally starts out with a normal text message conversation and as the discussion becomes greater, often times smaller casual topics branch out. This branching out can lead to many different topics being discussed in multiple messages sent to an individual. As the conversation begins to grow, one text does not suffice and can lead to one or two additional messages, propelling both subjects further into the conversations and subject matter being discussed.

Jim: "Hey, check out Joe. He is inception texting that chick again."
Kevin: "What's her name, Jenny?
Jim: "Yeah, they are pretty deep this time. You can tell by the drool puddling in the corners of his mouth."
Kevin: "He is going to need a big kick to get out of this one, I'll get a glass of water."

by jpat December 4, 2012