Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.

"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.

by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. Oct 7, 1952) is a Russian mob boss who has been the dictator of the Russian Federation since 1999. From 1999-2008, he referred to himself as "President." Then, from 2008-2012, referred to himself as "Prime Minister," before declaring himself "President" again in 2012. His tenure has seen constant warmongering, notably with the neighboring countries of Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan, the killing of political opponents (with the Kremlin claiming that they "committed suicide", as well as the "mysterious" deaths of Russia's heads of industry, the infamous oligarchs, and their businesses being absorbed into the Russian government. Due to Putin essentially rewriting the rules in order to become dictator for life, and him essentially being able to tap into the government/oligarch money whenever he wants and for whatever purpose, it has led some to believe he might secretly be the richest individual on Earth, having a net worth technically far more than that of famous business figures in the Western world, such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffett. His net worth may even be over a trillion US dollars, which would make him significantly wealthier than Elon Musk, the wealthiest public figure on Earth, as of writing.

If you want further proof that Vladimir Putin might secretly be the richest person in the world, look no further than pictures of his many private jets, as well as his Black Sea palace.

Russia is the world's largest and most powerful mafia state, and that effectively makes Vladimir Putin the most powerful mob boss on the planet.

Vladimir Putin is a strange looking man.

by This is my handle okay August 27, 2025

The potion

Something that is very good or works well

This hamburguer is the potion yo

by agn vipksdangipoa September 3, 2025

Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep

"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."

by exiole September 13, 2025

survival potion

Colloquially abbreviated as "potion", this slang term refers to caffeinated coffee as the "potion" required to be able to stay up late doing college assignments and writing final paper.

As I pulled an all-nighter to finish my final paper, my survival potion was flowing—nothing like a strong cup of coffee to keep me awake and focused!

by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025

INVERTED PUTIN

The reverse Putin was invented in Spain by a King named Diego.

Instructions: It's a 69 but standing up, so the girl's head is facing the floor. The girl is sucking the guy's cock and he's sucking her pussy. The girl must sing the entire Russian national anthem with his cock in her mouth. She must complete the song to the end and cannot take his cock out of her mouth until she finishes.

Mom i cannot answer the phone i am in the middle of completing the Inverted Putin.

by Spanish Tyson January 11, 2026

Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia

if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.

by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016