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prisoners son

"Archie and Ned hail from Australia". They're 'prisoners sons."
by analretentivegirl October 21, 2015
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Parsoned

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.
Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!
by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015
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prison bottomed

An abused rectum that has been subject of excessive poundings. Possibly by more than one person at a time.
"Hey, I got a date with that barista!"

"Yo dude, I heard she's prison bottomed"
by Tizzletator April 13, 2016
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Parsonsexual

People who are obsessed/attracted to Jim Parsons. Yeah we're obsessed with him just like how Joker is obsessed with Batman
Person 1: *keeps rambling for 30 mins abt how cute Jim Parson is* my gad i just wanna marry him.
Person 2: how abt marry a guy who actually knows you exist? hun you need to go out and meet people.
Person 1: i'm a parsonsexual, those things are not what i do.
by arisgrey304 August 24, 2016
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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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Prisonpocketcockjockey

One stupid turd of a human who beats on girls due to needing a penile extension!
Convict #1 "Quick hide the math pipe"
Convict#2. "Where's our prisonpocketcockjockey?"
by Laffnatchya November 16, 2016
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