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josh nuts

persion: josh
person 2: who is josh
person: josh nuts
by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020
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Nuts in a Noose

Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.
Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."
by dP69KC October 17, 2022
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Life Nut

The life nut is the nut (or ejaculation) you bust when you're trying to have kids, or when you refuse to withdraw due to the heat of the moment. This is the nut that literally creates life, hence the term. "Life Nut".
Woman: Did you pull out?
Man: Sorry baby, ya cookie was so good that I gave you the life nut. My bad.
by Misocktheissac February 6, 2017
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smegma nuts

The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma
Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma

Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn
by smeglord420 June 9, 2021
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Put a Nut

To give a shit. Usually mentioned when someone who you are talking with doesnt listening to you, or sometimes you call someone and he/she doesnt answer.
+Hey Manul, did you get your shoes back?
-(Manul to others)BTW, I GOT THIS JACKET FOR ONLY 6$ FROM SECONDHAND.
+MANUL PUT A NUT ON ME FELLA!
by CanadianWolverine July 17, 2021
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nut & bolt

1
: an impromptu sexual encounter when either party's obligations only allow time for an aggressive fuck session where each party is only concerned with making themselves cum as fast as possible and both parties agree there will be no conversation, foreplay or cuddling before or after. Cum and Go.

2
:(verb) To stop by and pound the pussy as violently as possible in an effort to make her cum before you do and then getting to fuck out so she can clean up and get back to doing what she needs to do.
I'm too busy studying, but you can drop in for a nut & bolt.

I know you'r busy but, I need that fat ass you sexy bitch. I promise I'll nut & bolt.
by B Nastee July 7, 2016
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nut huggers

Man, I gotta put on my pair of AF nut huggers and go take my PT test.
by drewman05 April 10, 2010
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