midget

A small person that gets called a elf

Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf

Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas

by hiimlj October 25, 2019

Picky Midget

A short person who has extreme height requirements for someone to date. For example if a woman is 5ft2in tall and her dating profile says she only dates 6ft1in men, she is a picky midget. Originally found in an AITA story of a tall man who rejected a short girl because of her height requirements, even though he met them.

Man that girl is a picky midget, she only wants people over 6ft even though she's 4'11"

by Someone2025 August 7, 2025

Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

Midget Supremacist

A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.

If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".

"I HATE BIGGERS!!!"

-Words of a midget supremacist

by thefatty_Blow January 25, 2025

Midget Mafia

A small gathering of Midgets.

"Yo man the Midget Mafia was talking bout' me, I'm scared stiff my timbers are shivering!"

by Dathom February 2, 2025

Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds

I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)

Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025