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midget

short friend: hey u giraffe!
long friend: hey u midget!
by thatlongfrienduknow January 12, 2022
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Midgetous

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".
That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.
by Glydo December 22, 2023
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Midgets

short creatures that like close contact and gather in secluded places
A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023
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Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash
by 5533X3 November 16, 2020
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Midget

Cadyn: ha, you midget
Kaitlyn: prepare for murder you tall menace
by The midget writer October 23, 2019
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Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.
The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
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