Shit Locker 

(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).

Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.

Shit Locker by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

lockdanon 

A split headed loud mouth canadian who is short and fat, resembling a chode

I pulled a lockdanon on that boss and he feinted from the uglyness

lockdanon by XXExanderXX April 24, 2007

lockey 

Not a very nice guy.

That guy is kinda a Lockey, I guess.

lockey by JimmyJamz37 December 26, 2015

stole your locker 

"stole your locker" is a new slang term meaning "saw one's face at a public loaction and said 'hey... I think I know that guy but I'm not sure if it's him...' which then the one stealing one's locker will continue on their own path of life, pondering that person's face and how/where they know of it or had seen it.

I did not know you knew Jade, she stole your locker...

I stole this guy's locker at the mall, I swear I met him at a party somewhere...

stole your locker by the hentai extremist August 25, 2004

locker stalker 

an unattractive person who waits by your locker,follows, or waits to talk to you during school

"oh gosh, weird marshall has been waiting for you after 6th period every day"

"I know he is such a locker stalker"

locker stalker by youlia February 7, 2009

locker licker 

The act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying "im gonna punch you so hard!". be aware this threat is empty. *Be warned* This act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it

victim:"Garrett and Jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!"

teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"

Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"

*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*

locker licker by Smiley McGee April 6, 2013

Locker room rumble 

When two or more people engage in gay sex in a locker room.

Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.

Locker room rumble by FartFucker69 August 13, 2014