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If the joint's still lit

Indicating proud ownership of the fact that one is taking advantage of a situation should said situation provide itself available.
Are you still receiving unemployment insurance? If the joint's still lit.
by SpeakingOfSegues January 13, 2011
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Jinx

Term describing a person focused on himself more than anything else. Extremely self-centered. Tends to be one with his computer, devoting countless hours alone in the room with the computer. Needs a life. Thinks that life needs to hand him the world on a gold platter.
He's such a jinx.
by GTX5 May 10, 2004
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Join Her Jerk

When a woman is masturbating and you jump in a blow your load on her face. Also known as the Joyner Jerk.
Go Join her jerk....Oh, OOh, OOHH, OOOOHHHH.....damn in my eye?.....
by Sick Cat July 22, 2009
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Joint venture

A overused and often misused term used by Jamaicans to say they are too fucking lazy to do something on their own

2nd meaning
A journey to get some weed
Lazy Jamaican 1- hey you want to have a joint venture to get some ganja

Lazy Jamaican 2- nah man me a just had a joint venture with rasta me good
by cfc1989 July 8, 2011
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Jinx

1) a ugly asf pokemon that sucks

2) a mentally retarded idiot that take other people's yet videos in their entirety (that's against fair use ) and“reacts” to them. when criticized he said it's to “promote” them even tho he steals videos from people like pewdiepie who is much more famous than him and doesn't need promotion, hes somehow not banned from yt
1) I found a jinx!

2)God jinx is copying pewdiepie videos again
by Anti feminism December 7, 2018
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Double Jointed

When two people are smoking on the their own individual Joints
We had a Double Jointed Session and it was awesome!
by Tiny Nips August 20, 2011
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jinxster

The guy you blame for causing a loss in a sports game you should have won because:

1) He/she openly disrespected abilities of the enemy stud

2) He/she had a victory party planned before the game

3) He/she sends out an email to the office/home before the
event applauding victory
"Dave's email telling us to meet as his room after the game before it even started is why we lost! He's such a jinxster!"
by KursMyHero April 23, 2006
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