Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

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Hell no, Linda

The response you give to a nosey person who's always asking dumb questions about your sex life

Linda: Have you been a good girl lately?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've been riding dick unicycles on the daily

Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, nights and weekends are reserved for dick unicycles

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018

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Hella Wack

When something is beyond just wack, it's hella wack.

Weird lil boi: Yeet just copped the Gucci door frame.

Any reasonable person: That's hella wack.

by .yA BoI. August 17, 2018

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Hell Hole

Like a glory hole but with a surprise.
When you fine a gooey hole with sharp edges don’t put your cock in it, you will most likely lose your cock.

“Dude, chad put his cock in the Hell Hole and she bit it off.”

by The Taint Sniffer November 22, 2018

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Healthy HEAUX

Pronounced “HO”

(but please don’t get it twisted she probably not promiscuous )

A Healthy Heaux has an awareness of her environment and her own existence and thoughts. She’s the bad ass bitch who is healthy mentally, physically, and socially or who is working towards it. She is undeniably herself and works everyday to better her mind, body, soul.

Beyoncé is a Healthy Heaux.
Jhene Aiko is a Healthy Heaux.

by The Healthy Heaux July 25, 2019

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Healthy paranoia

Let’s face it.. people are shitty. Not everyone. Definitely the “karens”.. But stay a “little” skeptical until otherwise proven wrong. Or just get rid of your cell phone, grow a garden and never leave your dwelling.

I call it healthy paranoia! Tootles

by Drewbloodybitch July 29, 2020

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