farternize

To sociably "shoot da breeze" with other like-minded individuals who derive uproarious amusement from the act of passing gas.

While it may indeed be "great fun and games" to farternize and share "rip-roaring good times" with other similarly-crude-minded humans who also get raucous belly-laughs from copious flatulence, there are definite hazards involved with exposure to such voluminous quantities of sulfurous methane --- adequate ventilation and the extinguishing of all open flames is highly recommended.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Farmer’s Wife

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.

A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.

by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020

Farmer

The Dagda

Dagda was a farmer

by Wifebeator09 October 24, 2020

farmer derrek

my big daddy derrek 😍

(farmer derrek) my big dick daddy derrek pounded me for hours last night 😍😍

by shdnfoenebdh February 4, 2021

Farmer's Dinner

When a tired farmer had not time or money to get or make himself dinner.

I am really hungry right now, but I think I'll just have a farmer's dinner.

by Real names 2233 April 21, 2022

coty farmer

the sexiest beast in the world every girl wants him

girl=thats right nola you want a coty farmer don't you?
Nola=Hell yea

by cgf1995 December 15, 2010

Pity Farmer

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.

Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.

by T-3PO January 24, 2011