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my scottish neighbor insists on playing the douchebag-accordion at 6 am
by mitchbeard February 6, 2010
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doucheba

What my mother in-law thought people said instead of a douchebag.(when describing her fiance)
"Stop being a doucheba!"

"umm don't you mean douchebag?"

"Ohh is that what it is?"
by PaulT February 22, 2008
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Douchebag Code of Conduct

A douchebag must wear or have 3 of the following:

1. Excessively combed hair
2. Sagging Pants
3. One of those combinations of baseball caps and winter hats
4. Unnatural jean colors (e.g red jeans)
5. Skinny jeans
6. Unnecessary skateboard shoes
7. Converses
8. Harry Potter style glasses
9. Backwards hat
10. A t shirt with a loose jacket
11. Or wear a loose-fitting cap

And must do two of the following.....

1. Play Lacrosse
2. Skateboard or Snowboard
3. Wear no shirt half of the time
4. Use hip hop speech (e.g. "yo")
5. Have one girlfriend per week
6. Walk like they have shit in their pants
7. Smoke marijuana
8. Have over 500 facebook friends
9. Wear an earing
10. Call everyone their "son"
Person A: Yo, you not sagging, you're violating the Douchebag Code of Conduct

Person B: Word Son, I'll fix that
by thoughtfultaco November 29, 2010
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douchebag

Robert Novak is a douchebag of liberty.

-Jon Stewart-
Novak, of course, most well known for heroically publishing the identity of an active CIA agent, which I thought sent a clear message to the world, saying, "If that's what we'll do to our own spies, imagine, just imagine, what we'll do to yours. . . Well, our man Novak is at it again, he has a little editorial in the Washington Post. . .

We had implied that the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth ad was a low blow, perhaps produced by those angry at Kerry for his post-war activities that they've never gotten over. . . But Novak has shown me that I'm wrong. Yesterday's Washington Post has an interesting editorial by Novak, saying, "Maybe we're not giving this group a fair shake." For instance, yes, Kerry's crew supports him, but as Novak reminds us, "these former sailors with Kerry for no more than five weeks." And Jim Rassmann, the man whose live Kerry saved, "was only spending a few days with Kerry when he fell or was knocked off the Swift Boad." So the guy Kerry saved was some stranger. It makes the whole thing more cowardly. Don't you see? Novak ends with the only logical conclusion about the book: "Unfit for Command sends a devastating message, unless it is effectively refuted." Because in this country, when a scurrilous charge is made against you, by people, you're guilty! Unless you prove otherwise! That's how it works! Kudos, Robert Novak, you truly are a douchebag of liberty.
by Malfunctioning Eddie August 4, 2005
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Doucheball

A very homosexual game played in P.E. class.
Dude, I dont want to play doucheball today, it sucks ass.
by A^Train November 30, 2004
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schrodinger douchebag

An individual, generally male, who says offensive things, either sexist, racist, or otherwise bigoted, and decides based on the reaction of those around them whether or not they were kidding.
President Trump has rung in the era of the Schrodinger douchebag.
by Cooper1988 May 27, 2020
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douchebaggetry

when someone sets you up for the fall by blaming you for something the blamer really did.
douchebaggetry is the action of someone who really yells at and insults and then calls you the bad one.

when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.

The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.

Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
by f.o.p. August 3, 2008
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