douchebag

Justin Bieber, one direction, etc... etc...

"dude, you see that guy over there?"
"yeah..."
"what you think?"
"what a douchebag .... must be a justin bieber"

by niqua October 29, 2013

douchebag

Douche comes from the norwegian word dushe, eller dusje which means shower. Having a bag over your head means you dont get the shower, and you are therefore retarded. A douchebag is a stinky person who believes he smells good, therefore he is an idiot or as we say - a douchebag!

Whats that smell? Oh, its that douchebag over there!

by Steingalkrs July 30, 2014

DOUCHEBAG

SOMEONE WHO HAS THE THINKING LEVEL OF PEOPLE AND IS NOT AFRAID TO HEIR HIS/HER OPINIONS EVEN WHEN THEY MAY HURT OTHERS(THE TRUTH HURTS ANYWAYS)

HE SAID I AM UGLY TO MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC HE WAS BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG

by TEMP M September 29, 2015

douchebag

"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me

I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!

by Kanna-Chan October 27, 2017

J Douchebag

a j douchebag is a douchebag whos name begins with the letter j for example jack or Jamie . there are the guys that will guaranteed cheat lie and play you. to like one of these special douchebags you have to be retarded.

no abbigail. don't date Jamie he is a j douchebag cunt! he will play you.

by Wood meat October 4, 2019

Schrodinger's Douchebag Douche

Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.

Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

douchebag

you're smart, EXTREMELY funny, and the best part is that u treat girls with respect.

Girl-
"Hey, I don't like you because you're a douchebag!"

Guy-
"Dang."

by Pervis Ellis April 7, 2007