Dolphrus

A dolphrus is a cross between a Dolphin and a Walrus (or someone called simon, who wears glasses)

Ugh you know simon?
Yeah he's SUCH a dolphrus

by Llama Kiwi September 13, 2011

Dolphinite

One who has an odd addiction to sex toys.

"Is that a 15 inch, lubricated, vibrating dildo? You are a one of a kind dolphinite, buddy."

by Kaptain Kelso September 16, 2011

Dolphinholme

In between Lancaster and Garstang, UK. In the middle of nowhere. Residents consist of:
- Sheep.

"Oh, you live in Dolphinholme? Don't they have a festival called Dolphinstock, or something...?" - "No, we've got sheep."

by ispyrigrog December 27, 2011

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

dolphin slayer

a gentleman with a particular fondness for the ladies of Delta Delta Delta, whose mascot is the dolphin. Often but not limited to the gentlemen of Sigma Chi and Kappa Alpha.

God, Mike is a real dolphin slayer - he's killin those tridelts like a tuna fisherman.

by babydolphin December 12, 2012

Dogphant

A girl who has the looks of a dog and a body as fat as an elephant.

She doesn't stand a chance with him, she's a dogphant.

by Duke the Dude October 10, 2013

dolphinication

Dolphins being educated in rape

Adam West just got educated on dolphinication

by dolphinication May 6, 2014