hard deck

Noun.
-The youngest age of a woman/girl that a man will engage in sexual contact, usually dictated by law, but can be personal preference.

The age of consent is 16 in this state, but his hard deck is 18.

by mdiaz April 28, 2005

Deck

Platform of planks or wood-covered iron extending from side to side of ship. Extended to mean any floor, not limited to maritime.

You dirty bastard, you've pissed all over the deck. Clean it up before I piss on you

by DaveMac May 17, 2006

Deck

To hit someone so hard with a punch that they fall on the ground.

I'm gonna deck that guy who hooked up with my girlfriend in the fucking face.

by Grant E yooo November 2, 2009

deck

Code for, "I'm a pretentious dickhead,but I found a new way to get laid with this new hipster trend"!

Hey , your converse are so deck.We should really hangout and talk about some deck stuff!

by keepingitreallyreal September 3, 2011

tech deck time

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by len April 5, 2003

Door Deck

A finnish swear word. Doesn't translate to English, but it is the worst swear word in the Finnish Language. Girls with the name Carrie tend to say this word often without knowing the connotation. If your name is Carrie and you don't believe this, check your horoscope or go to a tarot card reader. Moral of the story, don't say door deck.

No, moniko sinun sedistäsi on door deck tehnyt itsemurhan tänä vuonna?

by Fred Joahanna October 14, 2007

diaper decker

The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".

The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.

by Magoo Wes March 26, 2010