chick clean

A level of cleanliness defined by if a woman would consider the place or object "clean."

His home may be clean, but is it "chick clean."

by Viciovs January 7, 2014

Stream cleaning

The act of using your hot urine to clean the inside of the toilet bowl while peeing.

Wife - "Did you clean the toilet up, we have company coming over."

Husband - "I'll do some heavy stream cleaning as soon as I finish this beer."

by super skeetv2 October 18, 2015

gash cleansing

To clean and purify the female vagina using sterilisation methods or magical techniques after a horde of unsanitary sexual encounters

"Mate she needs a good gash cleansing after that vicious gang bang"

by Theneckfromhell August 30, 2016

The Clean Getaway

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.

My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."

by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.

"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"

by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018

Taint Cleaner

cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area

WOW he has some nice taint cleaner

by Janis tanter September 14, 2018